I Owe My Mother a Profuse Apology

I used to think my mom was scatter-brained and absent minded. Turns out, SHE JUST HAD KIDS.
After spending all day chasing down a replacement key for my minivan. The one that I supposedly tore the house looking for. The one I paid $40 and waited hours for a locksmith to cut.

A half an hour after the locksmith left, I was sorting and putting away laundry and happened to look under my bed. BAM! There's my key chain.
MOTHERFUCKER! I am my mother.

*FACEPALM*